What the hell’s wrong with you? This isn’t funny. It isn’t quirky. It just creeps people out. If your friends saw this, they’d bully you. If your family saw this, they’d scold you. Normal people feel creeped out by shit like this. But you aren’t normal. You took time to make this, and not once did you reconsider posting it. You are subhuman. You are nothing. You are below everybody else on this planet. You don’t deserve human rights. You don’t deserve access to the internet, because all you’re gonna do with it is make others uncomfortable. Children in Congo starve while you sit back and be a creep on a revolutionary piece of technology that 5% of all people would kill to have. Please, for the love of God- change and grow as a person. Your family wants you to. Your friends want you to. I want you to. Your peers want you to. God wants you to. Because we’re all pretty damn sure you aren’t okay as you are. If social media posts are an art form as everyone says, Picasso was LYING when he said that “everyone’s an artist”, because you clearly aren’t ever going to be one. Even AI artists have more substance in the crap they make, because they’re using their knowledge of the English alphabet to actually make something pretty. You’re just using your knowledge to spit the crap that came out of Satan’s asshole. Even Joe Biden forms more proper sentences than you. I wouldn’t be surprised if we all met up someday and you had the typical evil villain look, with the monocle and curly mustache and the British accent. Because based on what comes out of your walnut brain daily, I think you’re worse than the devil. You’re a cautionary tale. A cautionary tale as to why you should use condoms. Please get off the internet.