Data sticky note v2

Astra: what happened?

Data, crying: SOMEBODY STOLE MY F*CKIN' CAT

Astra: ... Somebody's gonna die

Data: yep TvT

*as she puts the tape on, yal turns on*

Data: ... Holy shit that actually worked

Yal: Ugh I feel horrible..

Data: what did he do to you

Yal: who?

Data: the guy who took you

Yal: someone took me?

Data: yep.

Yal: huh..

Data: he also took a rare part from you which is why there's a bit of duct tape

Yal: not really..

Data: *sigh of relief*

*Puts the fire extinguisher down*

Yal: what happened?

Data: you were cat-napped and I had to repair you but last time you caught on fire so I had to repair you again and now we're here.

Yal: ok..

Data: *pats his head*

Yal: purr..

*well what now?*

*idk*

*fix yal?*

*I guess*

*ok so she goes home with the parts and mixes him*

*guessing you meant "fixes"*

Data: attempt 2. This time I've got a fire extinguisher ready.

*She turns him on*

*nah she puts him into a bowl with some dough-*

Yal: *turns on*

Data: how do you feel?

Yal: fine..

Data: are you hot at all?

*Cautiously points the fire extinguisher at him*

*yea
and.. theyre the same brand as yals*

Data: ... >:3

*Repairs yaL and takes a shitload of parts including the rare ones she found*

Guy: *corpse on the ground with face smashed in*

Data: ... Karma, b*tch. Seems like yaL wasn't your first one.

*she glances at a pile of stuff in the corner*

Data: wait... the hell is that?

*Walks over to the pile*

*a bunch of deactivated robot Kitians, with parts taken off*

Data: you... F*CKING MONSTER.

*dead*

Data: >:(

Yal: is that why im hot?

Data: uhhhh

Yal: *sets on fire*

Data: UMMM
YALI'MGONNAHAVETOTURNYOUOFFFORABIT

Yal: *already off, and some of the lights on him are busted*

Data: ... Gonna need a better fix than duct tape.

*still on fire*

*she puts him out*

Yal: ...

*data puts him in her hoodie and goes back to where she found him*

*he has a part that’s missing*

Data: that motherf*cker... I don't have one of those

*L move*

*wdym*

*nothing*

Data: *tries to find an alternative to the missing part*

*its a rare one*

*that's why she doesn't have it and is looking for an alternative*

*duct tape works too*

Data: ... F*ck it. Tape time.

Guy: haha I got a green cat

Astra: ... Wait does yaL have a tracker like Lay does?

Data: ... yep >:3

*yaL starts beeping*

Guy: huh-

*two seconds later data busts down the door*

Guy: AGH-

Data: *beating the shit out of the guy*

Guy: STOP ST-
*dead*

*data takes yaL home*

Yal: *deactivated but lights are on*

*data fiddles with his systems for a few minutes and eventually gets him working again*

*the guys house?*

*she's gonna see if the part is there*

*k
theres a tool bench where a bunch of parts are*

*she sets yaL on the bench and starts examining the parts*

*from what she can see it isn't there*

Data: >:(

*theres drawers tho*

*she checks the drawers and occasionally throws useless unrelated parts of the room*

*she finds a bunch of them*

*the ones that yaL needs?*

Ove: *cuddling Yal*
Uh...

Data: so you not only stole yaL, but had the audacity to leave a NOTE!?

Astra: *facepalm* if you beat the yolk out of him I swear to god...

Ove: it was just to let you know!
I'm bad at wording things, I'm sorry!
*holds up yaL like a shield, he just sits there looking like a goober*

Astra: just take him and go, it was clearly just a prank.

Data: ... Fine.

*She grabs the goober*

Ove: I just wanted to hold him...

Data: you could've done that without stealing him and making me think the inkperials cat-napped him like they did to lay >:/

(Oh good idea)

(NOT A GOOD IDEA)

(NYEHHEHEHEHEHEHHE)

Ove: I'm sorry! You were asleep and you looked like you were enjoying it too much to wake you up!

Astra: *sigh* go home data. I'll talk to him.

Data: >:( *leaves*

Ove: I'm sorrrryyyy

Astra: she's just mad because she lost her cat, trust me I know the feeling.