Oh, my mistake. I feel like I tread that line every day. My main selling point is couples sharing a bed but skipping the naughty stuff (pure cuddles and fluff). I keep worrying about people getting offended.
On an unrelated note (and not trying to be racist here) but white people are probably the easiest people to offend. If I asked my black friend if he likes rap music, some random white dude will pop outta Timbuktu and say "Why, because he's black?" My black friend, on the other hand would say, "Why, do you?"