The goober of all time

(Arent you ment to be alseep-)

Infernal: Wanna do mischief like the good ol days?

Astra in her head: why did he have to become a scorpion... :(

*Infernal would crawl around and scare the cats*

*astra gets dressed and us clearly creeped out by scorpion infernal*

Infernal: Why so scared?

Astra: bugs creep me out

Infernal: Oh you would be in for a treat when you see what a Hellswasp is.

Astra: don't you f*ckin' dare

Infernal: *shows a image* 8wfezf.jpg (click to show)

Astra: NOPE
*runs*

*Infernal chases her as the scorpian*

*is

(that's why I said I'd probably respond tomorrow)

Data: like this? *Steals his kneecap and tries to run*

Infernal: YOU LITTLE- NOT AGAIN! *he tries chasing by hopping on one leg*

Data: *runs*

*Infernal just flies at them with fire jets*

*data throws the kneecap over infernal's head*

*infernal would try to catch the kneecap but ends up crashing into a building*

*the image*

Infernal: GIVE ME IT BACK!!!!!!!!!

Data: hehe

Infernal: *a light bulb forms on his flames* hehehehe.... *Infernal teleports into Astras house*

Astra: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Infernal would use his scorpian tail to lift up a car and flings at Astras direction which misses and hits Data*

(aren't they in her house though?)

(at this point they probably outside)

(fine)

Data: *yeets it back at infernal*

Astra: datahelphesaidwewouldgetrevengeforthemaidthingbutthenitescalated

Infernal: SCORPION!!!!!*Infernal impales the car and then charges at Data*

Data: *kicks infernal in the head*

*Infernal would fall apart into a pile of bones while the head is on the top with spiral eyes*

Data: don't harass my sister.

Infernal: Sorry..... *Infernal would throw up some Lava out of Dizziness*

Data: ... Ew

*the knee bone floats and comes back to the skeleton which then he stand sup while his bones slowly come back together*

Infernal: Sorry Astra. *he throws a 20$ bill at Astra*

Both: o.o

Infernal: The pros of being a Wrathian. *

Data: a what?

Infernal: You see, In Hell there are 7 Rings. Those rings are areas in Hell that certain demons are born in. I was born in the Wrath Ring which I had gotten my flame abilities.

Data: so to put it shortly, wrath = flaming boi

Astra: PFFT-

Infernal: Lemma just show you. *Infernal makes a portal and drags the two to a hellish landscape where its all magma looking with obsideon everywhere and a bunch of 7-80 feet tall demons with maroonish skin and wearing loin clothes would be walking around strange villages*

Data: ... Huh.

Infernal: Welcome to the Wrath Ring. Unlike the reddish landscape of the Pride Ring that's the main ring, there is the Wrath Ring. The 2nd Lowest ring. These demons are what I used to look like before I turned into... *Infernal looks at his skeletal hands* This... *Infernal would start to cry lava*

Data: oh wait I thought you were just a normal dude before

Astra: *tries to comfort him*

Infernal: YOU THINK THIS IS NORMAL? IVE INDURED AGONY FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS! I LOST EVERYTHING TO "HIM"! THEY MADE ME LIKE THIS! *Infernal would be on his knees just shaking uncontrollably*

Data: WAIT NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

*Infernals flames would be flickers from Orange to Blue To Green every second*

Infernal: I lost everything to him... My wife... My child... My own body... Everything... *Infernal would curl up and just start silent crying*

Data: *not sure what to do*

Infernal: I want to show you one more thing. *Infernal gets up and walks to a area that looks like a broken house*

Data: ...

*there would be two Gravestones next to it*

Infernal: Let me show you what happened. *Infernal does some magic which then a entire magical hologram shows what happens*

*Infernal and his wife would be chattering about some kind Vacation*

Infernal: The Pride Ring will be so fun for us Succuba!

Succuba: So is for our little boy! *a demonic baby cooing would be heard at Succubas arms which has a child in it*

*Infernal would open the door but then the whole house explodes*

Infernal: Ugh.... *Infernal would be all hurt*

*Succuba would scream as a white figure would slash her in half*

Infernal: SUCCUBA!

*The being would also impale the baby on a spear*

Infernal: ORUS!...

Yuras: Pathetic. *Yuras would slash Infernal which he would fall into a lava pool*

*the magic hologram would end*

Data: you forgot your kneecap, bonehead!

*At Astras House*

*Infernal would crawl and knock Astras Door*

Astra, who's clearly slept in all day: What is it... Aren't you data's friend?

Infernal: Wanna get revenge on Data for the whole Maid Outfit thing? *Infernal would be on the ground looking up*

Astra: sure, lemme get dressed.
... Wait why do you have one leg

Infernal: Reasons. *Infernal reconfigures his skeleton to look like a Scorpion*

Astra: *takes a couple steps back*

Infernal: Wait how do you even sleep if your artificial-

Astra: I do what I want.

Infernal: Strnage. Anyways how shall we plot revenge?

*it lands on her face like the data sticky note meme*

Infernal: *little chuckle before a entire f**king bus hits him which makes him fall into a ocean bay*

Data: hehe

*a bunch of fish come to the surface all boiled to a crisp as Infernal comes from the water all soaked*

Data: how's that karma feel?

Infernal: BBQ anyone? *Infernal grabs a couple fish then does a jokingly nice chuckle as upside down Us are on his eyes*

Data: very clever.

*Infernal would shake off his water which splashes on Data and Astra*

Both: -_-

Infernal: I can heat that off. *Infernal does a blowdrier wave of heat with his fire which dries them*