"In what country is there a place for people like me?" -Andrew Ryan

I can hear the splicers now

Would you kindly go to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?

No, he gave me lightning powers a this cool wrench.

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

That's why I'm choosing not to kill him. He did me a solid, and I'm ignoring your orders. Unlike the man I'm sure you're expecting, I'm not genetically triggered by phrases.

Well, it's a scripted event where Ryan uses the code phrase "Would you kindly" to make Jack kill him with the golf club because B I O S H O C K

I know. I beat all of the games.

Well, did you know that the model for Eleanor Lamb seen in Persephone in BioShock 2 before she gets her Big Sister armor was the same model as the unarmored Big Sister in the BioShock 2 trailer "Sea of Dreams?"

No, I just played the games

Hmm...
Did you know that Big Sisters in BioShock 2 have bows and ribbons tied on the cages on their backs, and that their oxygen tanks have childish drawings made by Little Sisters? This is something that can be seen in-game, btw

No, I'm too busy shiting myself trying not to die.

Did you know that in BioShock Infinite, when Booker is walking through the Founders Day carnival, you can play two games - one called Cast the Devil Out that lets you use the Bucking Bronco Vigour, and one that let's you use the Carbine weapon, both of whoch can award you with high amounts of money if you get the highest score?

That I did know. I know gameplay, just not lore or anything.

There's also a shotgun one

Did you know that the first melee splicers, known as "Yam-Hand" or "Melee Aggressors" in development, had giant, deformed arms whose flesh grafted to the sides of their heads?

No. I just played the games.