What Pokémon you wanna be guys? I just wanna be bipedal cause being on all fours sounds wrong.

me who doesnt live in america:

Marshadow
I wanna haunt people and mess with theme

*them

Honestly, I would be Zeraora because it's amazing.

I think everyone knows the reason for being a female Pokémon. Now doing the homies isn’t gay.

Decidueye

Crazy

damn I missed it

Vaporeon, and you probably know why.

Meowscarada

Why? Great stats, cute appearance, magic, decent speed...

Do the words “deviantart” and “furry” not strike pure panic in your heart?

If you are explicitly looking for it, you'll find it, sure. But I am not. Why would I look for suggestive art of my namesake's evolution?

Why, thank you!

Your quite welcome,my good chap!

Delicious