SAM, IT'S THE YEAR 2151. YOUR CAPTAIN ARCHER ABOARD THE ENTERPRISE. ZIGGY SAYS THERE IS A 70% CHANCE THAT IN ORDER TO LEAP, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COMMAND THE ENTERPRISE, EXPLORE SPACE, FORM COALITIONS, AND HELP FOUND THE FEDERATION. YEARS LATER..... SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER, THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF...... NO WAIT!...AAAH ...CRAP; RUDEBYORG
