he's right behind me, isn't he?

BRO

I HATE HOW HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE CAPTAIN FROM WALL E

no

watch out buddy

*nom*

You're being highly insensitive and I do not appriciate it.

realistically i could do that pose and get a shitton of votes

Then do it

not rn pluh it's too hot to have my jacket on

Turn your ac on

i ain't got none 😭😭😭

You must be a brokiee

imagine making fun of people bc they might not be rich

couldn't be me 🖕🤣

I got to Princeton mfer
How else am I supposed to act

greatful❓️❓️❓️

according to the state i get to go to college for free bc my dad has ptsd from iraq

Your dad when hearing fireworks:

Josanity's Castle Calamity

YES

that DAMN fuze won't work😡😡😡

That piranha is freaky

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 ranha plant 👅