Her name is kyra

Pov: she's chilling in a very quiet coffee shop you're a regular in, you thought you were the only one who came in at this time (1 am) but she's quietly sipping something, talking quietly to herself, you think she may be waiting for someone as there's another cup opposite her
No joke character or joke rps. This can go literally wherever you want, romance and all that jazz allowed, preferably in DMS tho. She's bi, male preference

*SOMEWHERE IN AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE WHERE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CONNECTION TO THE CANONICAL TIMELINE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WEIRD!!!!*

Robert *in this timeline he looks the same except he has a bit of a mustache instead a bit of a beard because oohhhhhhoooggggokighhhhhh*: *notices her* *internally* What I wouldn’t give to have a girl like that in my arms…

Kyra: *noticed him out of the corner of her eye* hm-

Robert: *internally still* F**k it, I’m broke, I have nothing to lose except my self esteem, and even then I hardly have any of that! *he gets up*

*kyra gets a little worried, being shy, she pretends she's about to go*

Robert: Hey, waiting for someone? *smiles in trademark Robert fashion*

Kyra: u-uh- n-no...

Robert: Mind if I… *gestures to the seat*

Kyra: *shrugs* a-alright

Robert sits down and shyly blushes

Kyra: u-uh... Who are you?

Robert: The man of your dreams! *he smacks himself in the head* Er… Robert… Ritz…

*she rolled her eyes sarcasticlaly at the previous statement* oh really?

Robert: Yeah! *he tries to act all cocky, pushing Kyra away*

Kyra: and why would that be?

Robert: Well I’m… a guy? *smiled sheepishly*

Kyra: you think my standards are that low?

Robert: well… *gets defensive* Look at you! NERD!

Kyra: u-uh-

???: YOU IDIOT!

*confused

Suddenly another Robert comes out

*more confusion

Robert: GASP ITS ME!
Robert: Yea it is!

*kyrais baffled*

Robert: Cries

Kyra: what is going on?

Robert: Well you see I am Robert, but from another timeline. I’ve been tasked with making sure you two hook up or else your world will be destroyed

Kyra: *laughs* oh really?

Robert: You think I’m kidding? I can prove this universe only exists for you two to get together. What country are we in?

Kyra: a-america right?

Robert: See? You don’t even know because it wasn’t important enough to establish! THIS WORLD IS MADE FOR YOU TWO ONLY!

Kyra: u-uh-

Robert: Come with me… both of you…

*she follows*

*they get into a car and teleport*

*surprised,

*They teleport to a white palace*
Robert: Welcome to the PRKSA!

Kyra: which stands for.

Robert: Palace of Robert and Kyra Shipping Agency! We protect your shippinings’

*eyeroll*

Robert: Let’s go inside

*she went inside the palace*

*They see several variations of themselves just chilling*

Robert: Here, we have steampunk, apocalyptic, 1950’s, *quickly* racist, and we even have the lesbian versions of you guys!
Robert 2: What about the gay dude versions?
Robery: They contracted HIV and died.

(he's not a joke just imagine him with regular European skin. Btw if you get confused he is a guy and not trans) Olivia: *goes and sits where I usually do*

Kyra: s-sorry... You just scared me a bit

Olivia: oh my bad

Kyra: it's ok...

*awkward silence*

Kyra: y-you a regular?

Yes I come every now and then in the winter

Kyra: i-i don't recognize you

Well I only come in the winter since I fish for a living

Kyra: oh I see... I work at the restaurant downtown, but they only have me on night shifts

That sucks

Kyra: mhm.. hence why I'm here

Well I have to catch a flight.. bye! *She feels my hand accidentally touch her behind * (this has significance I swear)

*was going to say something, decided against it* kyra: a-
Uh- bye...

*while I walk off I gesture her to look in her back pocket*

*she does so, a bit confused*

*it's a piece of paper with my number and "if you want to see me during the rest of the year, I live in North rusitico, Prince Edward Island*

Kyra: hm... That's quite a way away... Specific too...

*the other side has directions from the Charlottetown airport to north rusitico as well as "only come if you want"*

Kyra: *sits back down and considers, then begins to write some things down on paper, namely costs and distances*

(time skip?)

(yeah. She's left the airport and hired a car, and is driving to the island*

(funny enough irl there actually is a big ass bridge that connects to the island)

(oh that's convenient)
*Has driven along the bridge to the island, trying to follow the instructions to his house)

*as she drives by she notices me on a boat getting a bunch of lobster traps off of it*

Kyra: ah. There he is *she honks, and looks for a parking space near the beach*

*looks at the car assuming it was someone looking to buy some lobster so I put a few in a crate with elastics around their claws*

*she steps out of the car*
Kyra: remember me?

Huh? OOOOOH! yeah I do.. it's kinda cute that you came SOOOOO far just to see me..

Kyra: i-i uh- *stutters and blushes a bit*
I happened to have some days off, and this seemed a nice holiday

Well I agree there, PEI is a wonderful place for a vacation (ironically enough I am currently on vacation here)

Kyra: yeah exactly
Thought I'd see you while I'm here

How long have you been here?

K: I just got here

First thing you did was to come see me? Interesting

Kyra: you're the only reason I know how to get here
And that stunt you pulled leaving this in my ass pocket ? I had to come back

Well you only had one pocket

Kyra: stupid women's clothing...

*chuckle* so you're just so picky where you get your directions that you need a local who conveniently placed their number in your Pocket last week and you HAPPENED to have to off huh?

Kyra: *blushing a bit* you're making it sound a lot different to how it is

*laughs* well how is it then?

Kyra: I had some time off, and saw your note and thought this would be a nice place to go, then I thought I'd drop in to, you know, thank you for the note and such

And why is it the first thing you do? Drive across the island to see me when you could have thanked me over the phone

K: w-well... Yknow thought I'd be nice and pay you a visit

And why is it the first thing? Regardless if you came by boat plane or car it's all on the other side of the island

Kyra: *shrugs* you tell me

Well I'm pretty sure the blush speaks for itself

Kyra: what you tryna say?

What do you think am?

Kyra: I think that I enjoy your company, so I came to say hi

Okay..

Kyra: don't you believe me?

(meme chat?)

(sure lemme get the link)

No need you follow me)

Oh I do? Damn I forgot

Kyra: *occasionally looks over at him, a bit scared. She keeps to herself*

*playing a mobile game*

Kyra: *quietly* h-hi...

Olivia: *turns around* hello there im Olivia! *Shakes her hand aggressively* what's your name?

kyra: *a bit overwhelmed* i-im k-kyra...

Olivia: what is it for you need help with?

kyra: w-what do you mean?

Olivia: well I am assuming there's something you need from me

Kyra: i-i was tryna be f-friendly...

Olivia: oh alright