The Goober (Konton)

Olivia: hear me out

Konton: no you aren't

Olivia: yes I am

Konton: ugh *starts to walk away*

Olivia: *walks after her* where u goin shawty?

Konton: dude get away from me *walking away*

Olivia: why sweetie? Too shy? *Gets up close and personal*

Konton: >:( don't call me that. *pushes him away*

Olivia: AH- damnnn~ someone's feisty~

Konton: ew.
Thoughts: can't this guy take a hint!?

Olivia: *puts my hands around her waist* awww someone need some getting used to me huh? That can be arranged~ (I'm wheezing rn this rp is hilarious)

Konton: GET AWAY FROM ME. *runs off*

Olivia: crap.. scared another one off..

(dude he was basically trying to assult her)

(that's the funny part)

(no not really)

Konton: I'm taken
And straight

Olivia: but I am a man (he is actually a man)

(oh 💀)
Konton: oh

Olivia: And sexy

Konton: I have a bf

Olivia: not for long

Konton: *eyeroll*

Olivia: I'm much sexier, I have these endearing lavender sweatpants, snow white skin like a strong polar bear, hot black and lavender T-shirt and last but not least this charming black cowboy hat

Konton: okay

Olivia: so now I'm your new boyfriend

Saike: sm-

Konton: you already did-

Saike: AGA-

Konton: we kinda can't though-

Saike: yea Ik I was joking-

Konton: …i just realized-
We gotta tell people

Saike: oh right..

Konton: yeah…

YOU SMASHED???