The greater the gymnastics necessary to link two things, the less likely a connection; this was like stepping over a twig.

“It is getting a little crazy these days. You know, like, to first approximation, the probability that a homicidal maniac will try to kill you is proportional to how many homicidal maniacs hear your name.”; -uttered while relating a tale of alleged attempts on his life. SHAYE MOSS!! NANCY PELOSI!! RUBY FREEMAN!! THE FBI!! GRETCHEN WHITMER!!