DAD, WHY DOES THE MEDIA SEEM PANICKED THIS PAST WEEK? BECAUSE IF THEY HAVE TO HONESTLY PARSE BIDEN'S EVERY UTTERANCE OR REPORT HIS EVERY PHYSICAL MISCUE, JOE'S CAMPAIGN IS TOAST. DON'T WORRY SON, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL SOON FIND SOME WAY OF CUTTING DEMENTIA JOE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SLACK AGAIN.