@my haters

The billions if not trillions of air particles who asked:

Fym "The billions if not trillions of air particles who asked:"?

I think it's quite obvious

Fym "I think it's quite obvious"?

Self explanatory even

Fym “self explanatory even”?

/j

of course

Lol dude the air particles have no conscience.

That's what you think
The air particles talk to me all the time

Schizophrenic.

im gonna say it

Yes do

hey guys did you know that in terms of companionship, Vaporeon is the most compatible for humans? Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be picked up in a pinch, in case if it broke it's leg or else, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, it can get hit by a falling geodude and survive. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that it would make fishing much easier, as it could actively seek fish out without you having to wait a while for a fish to take the bait. They can also learn the moves, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with looking cute, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to end any depression you might have. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you take it to a color-changing station and apply pokemon-friendly spray paint, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human companionship. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can also sustain heavy damage from enemy pokemon like snorlax (example: it lands on the vaporeon and it will still be okay) and Genesect (can take a full blast from it's laser beam), and still come for more.

Frick wrong copy pasta:(

you asked for it......

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Nice save

Hehe~

He's listened to too much JAZZ!

that just rhymed

*MFF April 2014 flashbacks*
N...no...

WWI

MFF stands for Midwest Fur Fest.

Please search up MFF 2014

if anti-furries actually did this.....it's proof they could actually do terrorism.

Oh they did

this is bad..........what if they launch another terrorist attack?

Don't furry, I think there's cops at conventions now because of this.

Worry* wtf

I think they have.

There was a gory triple murder a few years ago, give or take

oh god.....
call the police, inform them they may be planning a shooting at a fur convention.

fym "he asked"

barry bee benson

hush lil negligent

Y O Y L E C A K E

shut up

plus
i use a iphone

Those 2 downvotes are from Jacknjellify & @Wheatley_not

jacknjellify doesnt have an imgflip account retard

What did you just call me

& I downvoted

Shush lil bro ur hating me over some GO***MN F**KING ANIMATED OBJECTS

you obsess over them

Shut the f**k up lekka

@A_Communist
Bro
You're literally being a jerk

says the mf who called me the L-word

@A_Communist Says the mf who literally is being a jerk to every BFDI fan/creator.

@A_Communist YOU SHUT THE F**K UP BEFORE ROCKY VOMITS AT YOUR FACE

its the n word white version

DONT YOU CALL ME THAT YOU 4-YEAR OLD FART-WRINKLE

st

lol this is evidence you have gone just as mad as kazdan paratus

Just upgraded the security system :D

this is my house's security system, nothing can get past it

@A_Communist this is what u get for disrespecting grassy

*the entire group of contestants got destroyed by the Ha-go*

@All BFDI contestants

@A_Communist But 2 of them can

Hey guys did you know that in terms of resistance to anthro objects, the Ha-go is the choice? it can't be harmed by anything, only WW2 equipment and beyond. it also has a 7.7mm Mg in it's chassis and a 37mm tank gun that can bust through regular objects as well as anthros alike?

*Recovers every contestant in the HPRC*

*they got turned into -5,000,000$ swiss cheese by the security system*

@A_Communist

@Blocky

*fixed

That 1 downvote is from Jacknjellify