FRENCH ‘FEMINISTS’ DON SKIRTS, GO TOPLESS, AND START MOPPING THE FLOORS IN PROTEST OF THE ‘FAR-RIGHT’ WINNING AT THE BALLOT BOX. WE ASK A TYPICAL FRENCH CONSERVATIVE MALE WHAT HE THINKS OF THAT. TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH:; THEY CALL THIS A GOOD PROTEST? THEY MISSED SEVERAL SPOTS WITH THEIR MOPS, NONE OF THEM BROUGHT ME A SANDWICH, AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY FRESHLY WASHED AND PRESSED SHIRT.