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WHY IS MY WIFE DATING A SAX PLAYER? SO HE CAN SHOW OFF HIS FINGERING? BECAUSE HE HAS EXCELLENT LUNG CAPACITY? BITCHES DIG SMOOTH JAZZ, DUMBASS; SEE YOU AT BAND PRACTICE CHUMP; AND THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE A MARATHON DUET OF SWEET MUSIC ALL OVER YOUR BED SHEETS