Gettin TF out of Mexico

HOW THE SHIT DID I GET HERE❓️❗️❗️❓️❗️❓️❗️❓️❗️❓️❗️❓️❓️

I HAVE NO FUСKIN IDEA BUT THE CARTEL'S ON OUR ASSES!!!

WAIT, CARTEL!?

F**K THAT, I'M USING MY LIGHTNING❗️❗️❗️

THEY MY OPPS❗️❗️❗️

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, MAN!!!

MAFIA FOREVER❗️

wait you should've heard that

*shouldn'tve

Rrrrrright......

I must-a kill you now, nobody must know my-a status.

Aww fu- Wait a fuсkin minute.... If I die, I'll just be back tomorrow

And I can't die because josanity wouldn't have an art career without me.

So that's two of us.

"Goodbye, old friend." - Secret History Mario.

You motherfu- *shotgun blast*

*SM64 Game Over sfx*

I DID NOT ASK TO HE HERE

WELL TOO BAD

OH GOD NO!!

YOU THOUGHT KOOPA WORKED AL

THE FACT THAT IM HALF MEXICAN MAKES THIS MORE FUNNY

LMOAO

AND I KINDA DID A WALTER WHITE, SO I GOTTA RUN TOO

MAFIA❓️❓️❓️😡😡😡

UHHH

IF NOT-A MAFIA, YOU WILL DIE❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️😡😡😡😡

Goodness, what happened in Mexico?

Context: The cartel's on our asses

What is the cartel?

"An illicit consortium of independent organizations formed to limit competition and control the production and distribution of illegal drugs"

They also are very violent.

Yup

Ah… were you selling drugs?

Nope

They were selling drugs?

Yup

Doing the salsa doesn't get you far!!!

Real