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Long Bird
Origin:
It used to be a sentinel of the Black Forest, where it lived with Big Bird and Punishing Bird. It was a fair judge and, after hearing a prophecy, used its golden scale to measure the sins of the creatures to protect the forest and keep the peace. But someone said, "What if the scales don't tip to any direction?". It became worried, so it changed the scale's balance so it would always tip in one direction, guaranteeing a result in any circumstance.

It used to have sparkling eyes which it could use to see through everything, but it gave them to Big Bird to help it protect the forest. Long Bird covered its own eyes with ragged bandages, but still wanted to protect the increasingly dark forest. Long Bird began to lose its glossy feathers due to lack of sunlight. As time progressed, the Black Forest started to become saturated by darkness, bad rumors, and daily fights. The three birds merged their strengths to become a new bird to protect the forest, but it caused chaos instead, making all the creatures to leave in fear. It is unknown when the three decided to separate.

At the end, it was left with just an unfair scale, which always tipped to one side. Probably because of the darkness and regret, it became Judgement Bird afterwards and never stopped judging.

Where Judgement Bird was found and how it arrived at the facility is unknown.

Story:

"A bird that used to judge the living in the dark forest, carrying around an unbalanced scale."

"The scale always tilts the same direction, but it doesn't know this as its eyes are covered. Or perhaps it's turning a blind eye to this truth."

"In fact, the bird was once an even-handed justiciar. Its scale would never neglect the weight of even the smallest sin. The long bird made a scale that was capable of weighing any sin to maintain the peace of the forest."

"At one point, the bird's eyes could see through anything. The eyes always shone brilliantly, burning like stars in the night sky. But it gave its eyes to the Big Bird in order to protect the forest. Now, only the void fills its eye sockets. The bandage is in tatters, like it could tear off at any second. The bird's face was once covered in gleaming feathers, but they fell out as it spent too much time without sunlight."

"All that remains is the unjust scale. The long bird continues on, doling out judgement."
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Big bird
Origin:
Big Bird was a bird who, along with Punishing Bird and Judgement Bird, protected the Black Forest from hostile monsters. Big Bird wandered the forest warning people about a "monster". Judgement Bird gave Big Bird its eyes so it could see farther to seek trespassers and could protect the forest more effectively. One day, someone questioned 'What if the monster came at night?', and Big Bird, worried, made a wick with all of its feathers, stripping itself to its skin in order to create an everlasting lantern to see through the night. Big Bird then wandered the forest and thought of a solution to the monster problem; it believed that killing humans and other creatures would "save" them from dying to the monster. At the end, when the forest was about to enter into total disorder, Big Bird, Punishing Bird, and Judgement Bird decided to merge their forms to protect the forest more effectively. This created a new bird, but instead of protecting the forest, the bird destroyed it. It is unknown when the birds decided to separate themselves.

When Lobotomy went to the forest to verify the tale, they couldn't find any "monsters" or creatures; the only thing left was Big Bird.

Big Bird's habit of killing people in order to prevent them from being killed more brutally carries over into X's Facility, where it will try to kill researchers in an attempt to provide salvation from the usually gruesome deaths caused by other breached Abnormalities.

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"A large, many-eyed bird that patrols the dark forest with an everlasting lamp. Unlike regular birds, it lacks wings and has long arms instead with which it can pick things up."

"...(Omitted) would stare intently at anyone it found, young or old, and bite their head off. There is a tale of a beast that lies in the deepest, darkest part of the forest who dazzles creatures away never to be seen again. To protect all creatures from the beast, the big bird burned all of its feathers to make a wick, and then made a lamp that would burn forever. With this eternally lit lamp, the big bird wandered the forest, warning the creatures to not stray too deep into the trees. Thanks to the large bird, fewer creatures fell victim to the beast in the forest. However, it was still concerned for the creatures still being killed by the beast. An idea struck the big bird’s mind: “If I kill the creatures first, then no one would be killed by the beast!”
Since then, only rumors of a beast that would bite your head off flew around the dark forest. It is said that the beast carefully examines and stares at its victims to see if they are the beast that lures helpless creatures away. This is a tale from a town in the <Location Redacted> area. We heard the tale from the town's oldest inhabitant, <Redacted>. Although there is a general assumption that the tale was told to prevent children from entering the forest, it is uncertain who first inherited the tale."

“We can’t do anything while the Abnormality has its eyes open. It stares intently, and as it keeps staring…(Omitted). This is why we need to put it to sleep first. We can only begin working when all of its numerous dozens of eyes have entered into slumber.”

"And it turns out that the tale was not made up. We could find this large bird in the forest. Right after that, we tried to look for the ‘Beast that dazzles people.’ We searched through every nook and cranny of the forest. Investigated every single creature in detail. A month later, we came to this conclusion: There was no such ‘beast’ in the forest. Except for that big bird.”

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“This Abnormality is completely ignorant of the common perception of death. The Abnormalities that reside in this corporation can be placed into two different categories. The first category is those who understand perfectly well what the concept and meaning of death is, and will attack our staff with the intent to kill. The second has those who are aware of the concept of death, but attack without malicious intent. This Abnormality we have contained here fits into neither of these two categories. To this bird, death in itself is salvation. If it just ripped off the head of a poor little girl who got lost in the forest, to it, there was no mistake, malice, or murder. It thinks it’s just saved the girl from the beast.”
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Small Bird
Origin:
Punishing Bird was a bird who lived its whole life in the Black Forest with Big Bird and Judgement Bird. The three birds decided to protect the forest from a prophecy which said that the forest would never be the same after terrible events that would culminate in a monster devouring everything. Punishing Bird decided to punish bad creatures with its beak, but someone said 'Your beak is so small. No one will find your punishment painful'. Punishing Bird, worried, grew a mouth so it could devour any creature in a single bite. As time passed, the efforts of the birds brought bad rumors upon the forest. One day, when the forest was about to fall into total disorder, the birds decide to merge their strengths together to form a new bird. The resulting creature created chaos, and they were left alone in the forest.

After the events, Punishing Bird left the forest never to return. It is unknown where Punishing Bird was found or how it arrived at the facility.

Story:
"A small and confident bird that punishes the evil, guilty, and all sorts of irreverent people. Some employees have said that it is cute when the bird mightily flutters its tiny wings."
"People have been committing sins since long ago. Why do they commit sins, knowing it's wrong?" The small bird wondered. “It must be because there's no one to punish people for their misdeeds. If someone takes that role, then no foul act would happen in this world ever again!” With this in mind, the little bird left the forest it had been living in, and never went back."
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I ship dwm birbs
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Wat
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Idk why, but I ship those two
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Who?
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Apocalypse Bird

Origin:
Apocalypse Bird is the result of Big Bird, Judgement Bird, and Punishing Bird fusing together into one bird in an attempt to protect the Black Forest from monsters since they felt that the forest was too big for just the three of them to protect, but that nobody else could protect it like them. When Apocalypse Bird appeared, darkness and chaos fell upon the forest, chasing away the forest's residents.

Apocalypse Bird ended up all alone in the Black Forest it tried to protect, with neither the sun or moon shining upon it. The prophecy had been completed.

The tale of the Black Forest can be found in its Encyclopedia Entries.
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Story:
"Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun.
It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in.
The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.”
The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace.
Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see.
Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?”
Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night.
"Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just."
Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?”
Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict.
Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak.
Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.”
Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite.
No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside.
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“I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.”
“The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.”
“The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.”
“The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.”
The birds got upset.
“We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?”
Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but...
“No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.”
“But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.”
“If we combined our power, we could be stronger.”
The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem.
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!”
Monster? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the monster. The forest would be in trouble if the monster really showed up.
But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the black forest. Only cold, dark night continued from then.
Rumors say that there is a terrible monster in the black forest where nobody lives."
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