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I don't care if you're male, female, straight, gay, black, white, or red. You are a cuck orphan with a countable number of braincells. You don't matter but you still take up space. I heard that the sweat goes backwards just to avoid your friggin scrunched up greasy face. Your hair has so much oil it's being colonized by the American Government. You should be apologizing for the air you're wasting

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She f**king died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

We need to talk about your balls. Are they smooth, or covered in bits of annoying fluff? These are my balls. See how they glisten in the light? Your balls can be like these, but you got to use the right tools for the job. This? No. This? No! This? Only if that’s what you’re into. Balls are delicate, sensitive, easy to damage. Someone’s taken a chunk out of that one. That’s why I use The Lawn Mower 4.0. It’s got SkinSafe Technology with a replaceable ceramic blade so you can trim with confidence. It’s got an LED light so you can always see what you’re doing. Lights please! And what’s more, it’s got a wireless charging system and it’s waterproof. You can even drop it in your pint. You wouldn’t want to drink it though. It’s got pubes in it. The manscaped Lawn Mower is trusted by over two million men worldwide. That’s over four million balls. So why don’t you join them and use the right tools for the job because when it comes to balls, you don’t want to muck about.

Skibidi rizz from ohio
I'm looksmaxxing my gyatt like a sigma, and no one can mog me
*baby gronk steps in*
Oh my dear rizz gods...it's baby gronk! I think I'm gonna start tweaking!!
*baby gronk goons and edges on him*
AHH NO PLEASE I DON'T LOOK FEMININE ENOUGH

And anyways after that day my tweaking beta dad told me that I'm not bussing and I'm adopted..whatever the sigma that means, but who even needs him? I can edge to gedagedigadago nugget Wednesday Through Friday my bussin ma