rp with the, hold on lemmie get my notes... "The richest and luckiest girl alive"

Boltam: PASS!

Heather: Oh poor you then.

Boltam: I WILL FRY YOU TO A CRISP! *Boltams horns and mouth glow yellow at a bright level while electricity comes from his body*

Heather: kay bye!~🎶

*she jumps into a shadow and dissapears*

Boltam: YOU LITTLE SHIT! *Boltam tries to find Heather*

Heather: huh?

Boltam: YOU HEARD ME! PASS!!!!

Heather: who are you?

Boltam: I AM THE GREAT, MOST FUN, BOLTAM!!!!!!!!!!!

HEather: well I am the great and beautiful Heather!

Boltam: Beautiful? YOU LOOK LIKE A RARK FROM THE WRATH RING!

Heather: and you look like a crewmate with antlers!

Boltam: THATS MY MOUTH!

Heather: well then, you must have horrible hygiene! I suggest you check with a dentist soon

IN HELL WE HAVE HYGIENE! AND MY MOUTH IS ALWAYS LIKE THIS!

C: you again..

Lay: hi

Heather: oh my god it's a robot cat!!!

Lay: yea

Heather: Now nice. I wonder how much you cost...

Lay: what-

Heather: What?

Phoenix: "Aw, dang it. I lost my bombs!"

Data: round two!

Amber: oh, you again

Heather: please tell me! I long to have a husband someday!

Amber: so… him and I bumped I to each other one day, though I also bumped into this other guy that I ended up dating instead of Byrd… stuff happened and I ended up pregnant from the guy I was dating at the time… cultists cut open my stomach and fed the fetus to a kaiju… I died… I came back to life as an angel… got back with the guy I was dating previously, he leaves, I get depressed, he comes back, he [nonconcent]s me in my sleep, I get pregnant, he leaves, I get MORE depressed, I nearly kill myself many times, Byrd saved me from myself, I feel the least alone I've ever felt when I'm being hugged by him, I eventually actually fall in love with Byrd, I give birth to my son, Byrd is there to make sure I'm okay, I tell him that I like him and here we are!

Heather: *tearing up* Thats beautiful... I wish I had someone to loved me that much...

Amber: I'm sure that will happen someday…

Heather: I hope so...

Amber: I'm sure

HOLD UP
BLUE WHAT?

Yeah he nonconcented Amber
Twice

I have no words besides "I have no words"

Yup

Heather: hello again, Amber *she says fanning herself off*

Amber: …i have a feeling you smacked my bf

Heather: Oh that blue circular thing?

Amber: his name is Byrd.

Heather: thats a stupid name. not fitting at all!

Amber: >:(

Heather: sorry. force of habit

*She says breaking character*

Amber: its, uh
Okay ig

Heather: anyways... how did you two end up dating anyways?

Amber: its… a long story

Byrd (drunk): Who tf are youuu??!!!

Heather: I am the great Heather! You?

Byrd: Who tf are youuu??!!!

heather: I just said you f**king dick! *She slaps him*

Byrd: WHO YOU ISssSSS???!!!

Heather: *slaps the bottle out of his hand*

Byrd; WHO YOU BE?!

Heather: I AM HEATHER!

Byrd: Don’t even know yo asssss!!!!

Heather: I SAID IT MULTIPLE TIMES!

*Byrd plummets to the floor.*

Heather: oh hes drunk.

Byrd: zzzz