Birb

As an Item Asylum player
SMALL PEBBEL JUMPSCARE

Saxton JGN:

Then three people start yelling in chat "BIRD"

"TORCH!"

"JUDGE"

Saxton Hale > The monster in the forest

Aight tell me if a mere human is beating something like this

Saxton Hale hunted an entire race of superhuman Yetis to extinction

We aint arguing

Cute birbs

They’re deadly too

What are they from?

A game called Lobotomy Corporation. AM is a big fan of it Ig

Ah, ok

Only the birbs cause yes

How about now

Awww

:I

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Sad thing about long bird and why he has bandages on his eyes

Aww

Poor guy

He gave his eyes to Big bird so that big bird could see further and protect the forest better

Oh..

Big birb

Big boi

Big Bird wandered the forest warning people about a "monster". Judgement Bird gave Big Bird its eyes so it could see farther to seek trespassers and could protect the forest more effectively. One day, someone questioned 'What if the monster came at night?', and Big Bird, worried, made a wick with all of its feathers, stripping itself to its skin in order to create an everlasting lantern to see through the night. Big Bird then wandered the forest and thought of a solution to the monster problem; it believed that killing humans and other creatures would "save" them from dying to the monster.

Dang

Punishing Bird decided to punish bad creatures with its beak, but someone said 'Your beak is so small. No one will find your punishment painful'. Punishing Bird, worried, grew a mouth so it could devour any creature in a single bite.
"People have been committing sins since long ago. Why do they commit sins, knowing it's wrong?" The small bird wondered. “It must be because there's no one to punish people for their misdeeds. If someone takes that role, then no foul act would happen in this world ever again!”