Visualising in the mirror the man i want to become:

My main is Pyro, but I'd rather be Engi, he's so cool.

Yooooooo same

I totally want to become a schizophrenic pyromaniac who thinks he's spreading fun and joy while actually committing arson and genocide

My secondary main is Engineer, that's a class I'd like to actually be.

I wonder how the pyro sees his own team's other mercenaries

I was thinking of that ever since I saw Meet The Pyro.

Maybe the other mercs have fireproofing cream invented by the Medic

Maybe that's why they have so many sick days

There are opposing pyros tho. Maybe the Goggles don't let him see the color Red, I rarely see red in Pyroland.

Maybe he thinks of the enemy pyros as full sized people and not angel babies that want to get to red team and thinks of them as friends who also want his rainblower magic
Or maybe he thinks the enemy pyros spread evil and darkness to his team, which is why he needs to defeat them with joy and fun

We gotta get a cork board, thumbtacks, and red yarn at this point.

Real