Pov Saike looks happy

Byrd: Ayo. What happened?

Saike: i.. got a gf

Byrd: HUH?! WHO IS SHE?!

Saike: uh.. her name was.. Konton i believe

Byrd: Condom?

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Konton, huh? Where did you two meet?

Saike: ._.
We met in a park

Byrd: Oh. Is that it? A park?

Saike: and then we went to a dumpling place

Byrd: Aww. And that’s where you two kissed huh?

Saike: No, we went to my house and then that’s where we made out

Byrd: DAAAAAAMNnNmNnNnnnn!!! For real?

Saike: yea

Byrd: I bet the entire thing was good wasn’t it?

Saike: yup

Byrd: What’s the next story for both of you now? More dates?

Saike: I mean that’s how a relationship goes-

Byrd: I know. Hahaha…

Saike: yea..

X: you look happy

Saike: yea..

X: but at least you found someone else, who is she btw?

Saike: her name is.. Konton

X: The chaos girl?

Saike: ?

X: The Goddess of Chaos

Saike: she is?

X: yeah, you didn't know?

Saike: I didnt

X: I thought she woulda told ya

Saike: i am

X: What brightens you up today?

Saike: I got a gf

X: Wow, nice job

What happened to caelum tho?

Saike: I didn’t tell you?

X: no

You told me why you wanna divorce her but nothing else

Saike: oh
Well she just disappeared after not being around much

X: that's strange

Saike: i assume she just left us :/

X: oh...that's just sad

Nugget’s gonna be mildly annoyed-

Caelum just disappeared

Astra: hi

Saike: oh hey

Astra: you seem to be in a good mood, what happened?

Saike: I got a gf

Astra: wait, weren't you married?

Saike: oh i didnt tell you what happened?

Astra: what happened?

Saike: Well she just disappeared after not being around much

Astra: ... Huh. Weird.

Saike: i assume she just left us :/

Astra: :(

Saike: yea..

Astra: so... who's your gf?

Saike: her name was.. konton

Astra: ooh

Saike: yea