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cooking recipes please | ITS MY ANNIVERSARY OF MAKING MY ACCOUNT (give me recipes for anything plz); I guess it was a haha funny? we didn't talk often anyway; not me tearing up bc a girl I liked who said she also had a crush on me got a gf that is not me 💀💀 | image tagged in put a title here or summ if you see this i didnt add a title | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
187 views 11 upvotes Made by ace0fstars 8 months ago in LGBTQ
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[deleted] M
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Here's a recipe

scrambled eggs, the fun way!!!

you will need: gasoline, lithium powder, potato starch, watertight handbag, a local mcdonalds

step 1. mix 1/3rd lithium powder with 1/3rd gasoline gently

step 2. mix 1/3rd potato starch with the lithium powder/gasoline mixture

step 3. put it in a watertight handbag

step 4. detonate it in a local mcdonalds
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:(
[deleted] M
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U said recipes for ANYTHING
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1 reply
fair
can
can you change the title to fix it plz
(something like "cooking recipes please")
[deleted] M
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2 replies
Fixed
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tytytyty
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I had mod for a while but
[deleted] M
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What happened?
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2 replies
remember when a lot of people got their mods removed if they weren't doing enough?
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I was in that group
[deleted] M
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Oooooooh the mod purge. That's about when Jay gave me mod if I recall
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1. yeah
2. congrats!
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are you by any chance pansexual?
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ye
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and would that be the reason of request for cooking recipes
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XD
nah, I was cooking for a week and wanted to have some recipes
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sure
anyway ive been tryin to get into baking but i began finding it difficult to move without purpose, probably due to my own self starvation. and a sick baker cant bake
want a recipe on lemonade
its th only one i wrote down so far
0 ups, 7mo,
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1. I'm sorry :(
2. I can give you an amazing recipe for brownies as payment
3. YESYESYEYSYSYYEYSYESYES
4. i fuсking love lemonade
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i labeled it quick revive cuz i wanted to make a cute bottle and share it with my friends but its really just blue raspberry lemonade. this recipe makes 3 servings

place 1.5 cup water with 1.5 cup granulated sugar in saucepan over oven. simmer and stir frequently for 5 min. or until sugar dissolves.

juice 3-4 lemons

combine lemon juice/syrup in small pitcher. add ~4.5 cups cold water and blue raspberry torani.

serve it ya dingus

103 kcal, 1g protein, 26g sugar, 1g trans fat

i will be taking that recipe by the way. i didnt forget that.
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https://www.loveandlemons.com/brownies-recipe/
If you don't have parchment paper, take some crisco and cover the entire pan in it, and if you don't have an 8x8, use a casserole dish. they're thinner, but still good. (cook them for ~32 minutes if you use this method)
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thank you
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:))
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oop-
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Not me who's never had anyone say they have a crush on me 💀
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Oof
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🫡 you’ll find someone eventually don’t worry <3
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ITS MY ANNIVERSARY OF MAKING MY ACCOUNT (give me recipes for anything plz); I guess it was a haha funny? we didn't talk often anyway; not me tearing up bc a girl I liked who said she also had a crush on me got a gf that is not me 💀💀