This is cursed not porn Dark Humor stream(Morpeko: yes)

I used to jerk off to garten of banban. When I was about 13 I LOVED garten of banban, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing garten of banban when all of a sudden the big pink bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jorking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big pink bird was so hot and jumbo josh was a cutie. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

Bird is the word so Peter started jorkin it, and by it, I mean his peanits

Stop or your favorite white shirt gets it

Jokes on you I don’t have any

I ate my own cat. Am I a psychopath?
Basically I was hungry and feeding my cat, like I usually do. But then I looked at the cat hungrily and thought "oh it looks tasty". So I zapped it in the microwave, cut it up on a plate, and ate it. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?

So I was f**king my hamster like I usually do but I forgot to pull out. Cum was leaking from its eyes and mouth then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?

I apologise for this comment. I am now a better man

Deleted it but it basically said i jerked off to the jeffrey dahmer doco which is really f**ked up and disrespectful to the victims of Jeffrey Dahmer.

I knew someone who put in my year book “ my cat ate my hamster.” And she ask me if I wanted to see a picture of it and I said no and she showed me anyways of her CAT eating her hamster..