Sad Linus

And then it's "there are new submissions in your stream"

Come back next week and you will have over 300.
Most of them will be from my stream invites.

So sometimes when I go away for a hour I have 10000 notifications, but when I go away for a week I have 1

99.999999999999999999^∞ of mine:
‘______ followed your stream ______'