I wish data was real so she can be my portable popcorn popper

Data: I can also be other things~

We do not talk about the events that occurred this Thursday

Okay
Microwavable pizza maker!

Data: ... I was making a different implication but I'll let you keep your innocence.

*Pulls a bag of popcorn out of her face*

I know what you were implying
And I'm not interested *monches popcorn*

Data: oke

Data: ... What's the bibble?

Data: I don't do books.

Data: still book adjacent. I'm out

Data: yeah. So what?

Data: "in there" could imply a certain hole. I thought that's how you interpreted it because of your reaction.

Data: putting sh*t directly in there is dangerous. I'm not risking that.

Data: ... Why do I feel like you just interpreted that as something inappropriate

I just realized data’s tongue is insanely long-

Data… may I use your head to make pizza rolls

Wait how would they switch-

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Oh, my pancakes!

I want data to follow me around in real life because she could be anything from a portable toaster to the ultimate s*x toy (/hj, it would honestly be cool to have her and all her possible functions around)

"I'd kill a man for you..."

"You'd kill a man either way."

"Yeah you're probably right"

"You see that guy? There's nothing wrong with him, I just don't like him. Fetch me his soul, my child."

*Z O O M*

"Good robot bunny mommy thing." *headpats and carrots bc bunny*

Lmao

BEEEP

BEEEP

BEEEP

clipz: mah pizza rolls!

Yay
My hot pocket
(I wish she did this all the time)

Blud boutta get his wee-wee microwaved