He has once met this exact man In this image

Will deliberately go on pornhub just to watch the storyline/plot of the video and clicks off the second they start f**king

LMFAOAOAO9A9AOAOOA
CANON HAHAHAHAH

Also keeps falling for the "go to xvideos.com for free robux" or "did you know nintedo raised their sonic prices? for more info google sonic inflation" pranks

has many different shirts with different Mario mushrooms on them

Canon

His favorite "movie" is a Lego documentary

LMFAOO

And he always lies when someone asks what it is

that's weirdly adorable :)

"ohhh uh yeah it's uhhh Godzilla"
"Last time you said it was the Mario movie"
"uhhh yeah but then I saw Godzilla"

AWW

sometimes when he's too lazy to make a sandwich he'll straight up eat bread and lettuce and cheese and tomato

LMFAOOOOO

*casually squirts mayo into spoon and eats*

Canon

Redstone master

YES

"hey Lian watch this"
*literal transformer house*

"Cory how."

"cory what the f**k. what the f**k was that."

"uhhhh
sandwich"

"that was mayo in a spoon."

"I'm too lazy to make the sandwich"
*eats lettuce*

"CORY I WOULD'VE MADE YOU ONE IF YOU ASKED ME"

"oh
ok
pleasepleaseplease"

"alright :)"

also he probably is very good at finding things

Yes

could find a needle in a haystack

He only has one hoodie that's pitch black and wears it when it rains

Cried in terminator when the robot died because "he couldn't kill all those people"

Canon

oh wait i didn't know he got a redesign

yeah i decided to make him fit in better with the others

looks like he would be friends with tord

he has severe radiation poisoning which is why his eyes and hair are like that

he owns marvin puppet

can crip walk

vinny read his comment in tiwtch chate

Can on

Prefers Luigi over Mario, but doesn't want to admit it

Canon

Yippee

he a freak