WHAT? WHAT DO THESE MEAN?

I'm surprised you aren't a follower!
You're everywhere, including my posts!
Especially my posts!
Honored but a bit creeped out.

Well now you get a bigger honor

Ig

And to be honest your kinda everywhere

Well true among a lot of streams I'm a bit popular

wikihow moment

Talk about a screwup

/j

Not the only one with an effed up mind then...

/hj

shane dwason:

Please do not the cat
Please the dog

Please do the dog*

That sounds awful tbh

Well, obviously, it means you’re supposed to not do a cat, but should do a puppy

We weren’t even testing for that.

Well, unlike Chell, I can indeed say apple. And it’s not my fault that the instructions are missing the word “pet”

It's Wikihow's

cats and dogs like to pet differently, i can't remember how exactly but it shows in the pic

What

Idk, i just remember that ur not supposed to pet a cat the same way you pet a dog. it's kinda like how if a cat shows you their stomach, that means they trust you, cause their stomach is a vulnerable spot

It means the same thing as when a dog shows you their stomach

Bro brought out the wikiHows

Lol that's where it initially was, but it's actually a meme template

I did the opposite 😨

Never the cat again

Too late I died 😔

Deep fried qhar?

QHAR

Yes indeed qhar

"There's no laws against the puppy, Batman!"

Lol

ILLEGAL

Qhar

YOU CANNOT DO THE PUPPY, DO THE CHILD 😭

Your username has just become your latest request *spins revolver cylinders*

You're asshole is on it's last use before you'll need a replacement.

Turn around and you'll find out.

Did I f*cking studder?

Dude you started a war zone in the comments lol

WHAT-

Did I f*cking studder?