That guy needs so much help.

nah

Tell em

Sure.

You're not wrong! I do need help with renovating my basement laboratory.

meth lab????

A lab for research and creation of The Pathogen.

Nuke Cola Quantum*

Pssst it’s not the pathowogen he’s creating, he’s just creaking a fictional soda.

Creating*

W

I actually do.

Ignore the massive amounts of cat roleplay beneath you

Ofc

We relocated that to Memechat for a reason.

yeeeaaa....

blackmail

later

Huh?

.j

i want him to do that for me

no he's mine

don't be selfish i want a catboy

you already have 3

f**k you mean 3

or was it two ot am I thinking of someone else?

I have none

Am I~?

pls

Sure, sure~

yippee

Now you have a problem with a tilde-talking maniac. Good luck.

a waght?

oh, no problem~

no me

Oh, envious, aren't we~

very~ 😖

Ooh, the Catboy is envious? Wouldn't you like to have a master~?

what is happening?

I literally laughed maniacally at this

same

Lmfaoooo

y-yes daddy~ 😊

Would you like me to become your kitty master?

y-yis pwease~ 😝😖

Sure~

yay

*chin scritches*

d'awwwwww

AWWWWWWWWWWWW CUTE

I think it was you who uploaded that...

nope, this though yes

*purr*

good boy

Ahh~ yes, please!

*gives you some as well*

Thank you master ~

your most welcome

Greatest image on the internet. I quite literally have it framed above my bed.

W tbh

lmao

yey

*places collar on you*

owo

GOOD BOY

praise kink ACTIVATED ✊✊✊

awwwww

what is happening?

im really really horny mb

I sincerely regret reading that comment thread and now must acquire bleach.

I was really really really horny

Shame on thee

Look at how normal it seems to you now.

Yea yea whatever

Meow~

…

At least you stay away from the spray bottle now.

I could still grab it

Well, could you~?

Wait what?

... please don't...

Ok I won’t

Thank you~

Rawr~

NOT HESITATING >:3

NO NO NO NO

-le squirt-

AAAH NO NO NO
STOP

fine

-scritch-

Thank you ~

:3