justin

wisconsin

cheeseland

chee land

Arizona

can't last ten seconds without going to hell on earth

Real

Oklahoma

texas but wasteland

real

washington

mfs do know washington wasn't born in their state, right?

pretend Canada is a state

a what?

state
like a us state

yeah ik but like what is a canada

canada
the country

canada doesn't exist

stop lying

Liberals

Montana (you probably didn't know it exists)

south canada

California

los angeles + san diego + san fransicso + main rival of texas + evicting people for no reason

I thought Florida was Texas' rival

florida is it's own rival.

nuh uh

Real e state

nah

Rhode island

can't fit in. it's not even an island. liars.

the settlers were probably too lazy to just go farther and realize it's not a fu​cking island

just change it to "Rhode State" like what

Illinois

chicagoland

Fr

Connecticut

new england's punching bag

Pennsylvania

Illinois

new york and new jersey's lawyer

chicagoland

new sexico

brekingos baddos

I didn't even know that state existed til I watched the show

here's a Canadian province instead:
Alberta

wtf is a canada

obama

andrew will ban me if i say anything

oklahoma

texas but wasteland