I wanna know who designed this, we're going on a manhunt for him tonight

Well.
I mean...

Wdym

It kinda works

What kinda works

The sign

How does it kinda work

I mean it is for a funeral home

Yes, what do you have to say?

Wdym

I am currently standing on the tracks in front of the sign

Get tf off the tracks

Too late

How is it too late

I see my body sitting on the rails, for some reason

Are you dead

Hey I found this cool place called heaven

Wait how are you replying to me if ur in heaven

He got the interinternational plan

Wdym

They ARE advertising, and the purpose of advertising is usually to make money, and it IS a funeral home...

Okay but I don't think they want us to die

That's how they make money...

Doctors want us to be injured. Cops want us to be criminals. And funeral homes want us to die

But only criminals wish you prosperity

Oh I'm in

I'm in *spins revolver cylinders*

ARM ARM AND OUT BOIS *slings revolver over shoulder*

(only fellow Shakespeare nerds will understand the macbeth reference)

Ok so I think this is in a London Tube Tunnel, due to the shape and tile pattern... so I think this funeral home is somewhere in greater London

oh thats a bit of a problem... how am I gonna get to London with my guns (idk what airport security is like elsewhere but i'm in US)

Me too, but we don't have to fly we can go on a boat. Where in the US are you?

I'm in NH lemme just get in the car and drive an hour to Hampton Beach *grabs keys*

(I don't actually have a license yet IRL but whatev)

OK IM HERE *hops out of car and tries to look nonchalant while scanning the water for your boat*

Yeah I'm on pier 4

alright cool *hops on boat and double checks to make sure i have everything* fully loaded sniper rifle, fully loaded backup ak-47, 10 extra packs of bullets... ok I think I'm good we can go now!

Yeah i have 60 ak-47s, only got 20 bombs in my pocket, 30 extra bullet packs, a riot shield, and oh yeah my 50-cal sniper rifle! Hetrocamo's on the boat.

DROP THE ANCHOR WE GOTTA PICK UP HETROCAMO

I'm sniping him

Perfect, will u be joining us on the boat or are u already in London

Joining you on the boat

alright cool, where u at we just left hampton beach

I see your boat! I'm raising my hand, do you see me?

ok *drops anchor*

Hetrocamo's on

Alright let's FLIPPIN DO THIS

I'm going like 20 miles per hour, it'll take a few days

Yeah

just out of curiousity how fast does this boat go? london's like 4000 miles away

*feeds dog beans* poison gas at the ready sir

Nice, we just arrived in London where u at

abushing the supermarket

10 downing street

wait thats the primemister oh shit guys PICK ME UPPPPPPPP HELP IM AT BIG BEN

@Ly @Hetrocamo RUNNNNNNNMN WE GOTTA HELP RED_PANDA (takes off running)

HAAAALLLLLPPPPP

*appears out of nowhere with sniper rifle* OKAY NOW FOLLOW ME AND IF ANY OF THOSE BLOKES TRY TO GRAB YOU IMMA SHOOT THEM *grabs your hand and takes off running*

OH THANK GOD

OKAY NOW LET'S LOCATE THAT FUNERAL HOME AND DO WHAT WE CAME TO DO *pulls up google maps* wait what's the name? the print on this meme is too small heh-

oh i see it its jonhsan 7th street