Every job should have a delightful perk.

We have to tell him to go off the stage in the wrong direction to get him to go the way we want...

He thinks 'Don't' means 'Do'.

They've started to leave off his instructions on the teleprompter because he wouldn't stop reading them out loud...

Actually that one is probably true.

'There are so many physical enhancements inserted into Joe Biden's suits that he now walks like Frankenstein's monster.'

Let's hope those lithium batteries don't ignite...

Shudder! Did you read about that overseas lithium battery shop burning down along with its sweat-shop 'employees' this week?

No, I didn't see that one... There's a reason why a lot of ferries won't take EVs...

Deliberately sinking one in a river or shallow bay would make for one hell of an underwater light show.

plop plop... fizz fizz... fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"Hey, what's that?" asks a dementia fish.

"I don't know, but it looks dangerous. Don't get too close," says the conservative fish.

"Oh what could it possibly harm?" counters the D-F.

A moment later the conservative fish shouts. "Fish fry!"