I remember I used to read a lot about Hitler and World War 2. Hitler one day got a letter in the mail. He brought it inside, attempting to open the envelope. He at first found himself struggling to get it open (I'm sure we've all struggled with opening an envelope before at least once, so while he is the biggest piece of shit who ever lived, minus maybe Stalin and Mao Zedong, we'd basically be making ourselves feel just as stupid if we made). He finally got it open, and his eyes, which were completely bloodshot from all the cocaine he'd been doing, went wide, and the hand that wasn't holding the slip of paper began to tremble. Hitler then went and grabbed his revolver before holding it up to the side of his head, and pulling the trigger, putting a big hole in his head.
So, what was on the slip of paper, you may be wondering? Let's just say his gas bill was so high that you'd think he was living in the 2020s
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