Just eat it

"Have some more chicken,
Have some more pie,
It doesn't matter
If it's boiled ot fried..."

Of all the parodies of Michael Jackson's "Beat It", Weird Al Yankovic's is the best.

This is canonically in the JoJo universe, and I loved it before I was a JoJo fan

eat what?

Whatever your parents put on your plate. At least two people have claimed their parents sang "Eat It" to get their kids to eat.

Got more chins, than Chinatown.
I doubt it, tho.