THIS IS WALT DISNEY. THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY ANNOUNCED IT HAS POSTHUMOUSLY FIRED WALT DISNEY FOR BEING A WHITE MALE. “WE’RE DEEPLY SORRY WE WERE FOUNDED BY A WHITE GUY,” SAID SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF DIVERSITY OFFICER TINISHA AGRAMONTE. “WE APOLOGIZE THAT THE COMPANY WAS, IN FACT, STARTED BY WALT DISNEY. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THIS ERROR AND WE WILL DO BETTER.”; BE HONEST. AN ANNOUNCEMENT LIKE THIS WOULDN'T REALLY SURPRISE YOU, NOW WOULD IT?
