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No. I can actually see the floor in my room.

So can I
It's organized messy not messy messy

Took me 3 years but I got mine cleaned up last week

You are lazy.

I'm not lazy
It's been a mess for several years now but it's an organized mess and I know where everything is
If I actually cleaned my room and put everything in a neat and organized order it'd f**k me up

That's Laziness with extra steps.

Nah I'm just super f**king awesome that's why my room is like that
Call me lazy all you want you aren't the one that willingly went on a scavenging hunt just for deodorant or a pencil or a water bottle so many times that you memorized where it was

Yeah, even though I'm always losing my shoes uner my bed