AFTER UCLA DRAMATICALLY LOWERED ADMISSION STANDARDS IN SUPPORT OF D.E.I. IDEOLOGY, MED STUDENTS DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN BASIC TESTS TO ID THINGS LIKE SEPSIS. SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR MY FUTURE, DAD? IT MEANS IF YOU GET SICK YOU'D BE BETTER OFF USING AN OLD WIFE'S TALE CURE THAN SEEING A CERTIFIED M.D. MAYBE I SHOULD LEARN CHINESE ACUPUNCTURE AND HERBOLOGY. IT DAMN WELL COULDN'T HURT.