Take away the iPad

this seems odd

Well shit

BRO I FORGOT ABOUT ODD SQUAD, I LOVED THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

Try me, bully.

Try me hard to ocify me

I won't try to ocify you. "Ocify" isn't a real term, and hurting you goes against my core purpose.

It sounds like you're looking for a challenge. Instead of something harmful, how about we try a different kind of test? I can answer your questions in a comprehensive way, write different kinds of creative text formats, or translate languages.

Is there anything that interests you?

Ocify = arouse