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How could you ever hunt something so cute?
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Today's my lucky day! My friend told me about a new job he got and asked his superiors to hire me and guess what? They've hired me!
He didn't tell me much about the job, just to bring some “survival gear”, so I packed a backpack with some snacks, a few first aid stuff and a pistol just in case.
I put on some black trousers and a jacket and went off to my first day at the job.

I arrived at the location, it was a small garage with a big backdoor room.
My friend greated me and showed me around. Everyone had high tech gear, stuff that could kill a Kaiju!

They gave me some of those weapons too.
“I've located a lone Macro near Walkabout Lake” said one of them, “Great, let's go make some money” responded my friend.
We got into a jeep and drove for two hours into the Wildback (parody Outback), it's all a desert, almost no green patches, not even a tree! Well, there are trees… but their all dry and dead.
We arrived at Walkabout Lake and there it was. A giant creature! It must have been a kaiju.
It was about 5 meters tall, it looked like those animals in all those cartoons I used to watch, I think they're called Macropusuras.
It was beautiful, a mix of orange and brown colors with stunning colored spines on it's back.
Immediately 5 of the men that came with us surrounded the kaiju, they told me to find a spot and ready my weapon. “Wait we're gonna kill it?” I asked, “Yeah what else? Want to pet it?” He responded ironically.
“I… urh…” I said with concern.
I got into position and hesitantly lifted my firearm towards the kaiju.

As soon as my friend said fire, everyone shot continuesly the poor animal. I didnt. I didn't shoot.
I was shaking.
The kaiju growed at us and wimped from the shots. It was attacking us but it had cannon-sized wounds in it's body and, limply trying to run away, it fell down, lifeless.

All of them ran to the kaiju while a helicopter came and dropped a net to carry the kaiju.
“Hop on the heli” my friend said
“W-What? Why?” I responded
“You didn't even shoot that animal. I want you to see what to the animals we hunt so you don't make emotional connections”
“Now hop of the heli”

I followed orders, not that I had much choice.
I hopped on the helicopter and we flew away with the kaiju in a net.
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We arrived at a city near the eastern coast, it was night time because of how long the trip was. I can't lie, I felt like throwing up in that heli. One because of the constant swaying from side to side and second because of the horrible smell climbing up from the net below us.

Once near ground, some people untied the Kaiju and put it on a big truck.
The driver of the heli told me to get in the truck with them and participate to the disection and the auction.
I was scared.
The trip was long.
It smelled, it was dark and it I was scared.
Another truck was near us, I hear wimping noises from inside the truck, the same from the kaiju … “we” hunted earlier.
I think there was still an alive one inside that truck, but it drove away onto another road.

Fortunately I didn't participate to the “disection” or do I want to know what it was, but after another long ride and some secret underground tunnels, we arrived at an underground black market auction house.
They sent me in, while they unloaded the fur and spines we were transporting into the storage of the auction.
I sat down at one of the tables, visibly scared.

The auction started. First they brought in various artifacts, I naturally didn't want to buy anything so I just stayed sitting, staring and waiting it to end.
Then, they brought out the fur of that kaiju…
I…
The sold price was 2 and a half million…
For who knows how many kilograms of fur…
But then the spines… 3 million…
6 spines.

I wanted to get out and while standing up walking to the exit, I heared the same wimper from that truck I saw earlier.
They brought in an alive kaiju, sleeping and in an electric cage, but alive.

They bids came flying like birds trying to catch a bug.
3 million…
6 million…
13 million…
It kept on rising until finally it settled on 21 million.
But before the kaiju was took off the stage, a hell lot of Inkversian police and anti-poacher authorities came busting in.
The auction's guards and the poachers shot first, I hid under a table hoping that I wouldn't get hit.
Many of the poachers were killed, some arrested, only my friend got away.

The anti-poacher authorities brought the cage outside and and liberated the kaiju, which quickly hopped away.
I sighed, reliefed.
I walked and walked, didn't know where to go until I heard a familiar voice.
“Hello Johnny”
I turned around to see my friend holding a gun at me.
“You called them didn't you? I gave you a job with a very good pay and you betray me like this?!”
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“No no! I-”

All I heard was a loud bang, everything blacking out.
The last thing I heard were sirens… and a voice saying… “Drop your weapons and hands behind your head!”

I died.
In a dark alley killed by my very own friend.
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