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True story. | THE LAST MESSAGE I SENT MY FATHER BEFORE CUTTING HIM OFF:; YOUR EGO IS SO MASSIVE AND DENSE NEIL DE GRASSE TYSON COULDN’T EXPLAIN HOW IT HASN’T COLLAPSED INTO A BLACK HOLE. | image tagged in note passing,black holes,neil degrasse tyson,rare insults,emotional damage | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
867 views 33 upvotes Made by AlumaEnbo66 4 months ago in rareinsults
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1 up, 4mo,
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Guess I probably should give an example..

He is a server and when her lost his job because of Covid 19 crashed on my couch in my apartment. Spent most of his day using government checks to day trade while binging YouTube…specifically politics.

Despite being a couch surfer would yell at homeless people to “get a job” after I kicked him out because he tried to trick me into buying a condo claiming it was a townhouse so he would have his own room.

We didn’t speak for a while and I messaged him that I’d gotten married to my wife who is Chinese he responded with “I always knew you’d end up with a German car and an Asian chick. Glad to see you found your Mulan.”

The insult was in the middle of my goodbye but felt that mite be a bit of a dry read for rare insults.
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Okay.
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Damn
2 ups, 4mo,
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I’m saving this for the toxic people in my life, I’ll pay with an upvote if that’s okay
3 ups, 4mo,
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Not even the worst one I threw at him. My worst was when we were in argument. He started and failed a wine business TWICE and both parents sucked at making stuff even for school projects. Like no one questioned whether they helped bad. But when I’d go solo suddenly teachers would say my parents weren’t supposed to help.

Me: “dude just own that you made a mistake. It’s why you lost your business twice.”
Dad:”I’ve never made a mistake in my life!”
Me: “never? You absolutely sure about that?”
Dad: “yes”
Me: *raises hand and points at self*
Dad: “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU WERE PLANNED!”
Me: “[dad] I’ve seen what you and mom are capable of making first hand and [little brother] is autistic. There is no way you both got it this right. first try. On purpose.”
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THE LAST MESSAGE I SENT MY FATHER BEFORE CUTTING HIM OFF:; YOUR EGO IS SO MASSIVE AND DENSE NEIL DE GRASSE TYSON COULDN’T EXPLAIN HOW IT HASN’T COLLAPSED INTO A BLACK HOLE.