Breaking News!
A group of researchers and explorers have confirmed that a pair of adult Leviathan Kaiju have been repopulating in a cave on Asteri.
Third generation of kaiju should be arriving in 40 years.
Don't worry if you dont know what Leviathan Kaiju are, here we have our dear friend and kaiju expert Dr S. Hiv
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S. Hiv: Leviathan Kaiju are a particular rare species of kaiju. They are one of the biggest species out there, towering at 9km in height and 18 in length from head to tail! They are carnivorous and are very strong predators.
They probably don't have any predators.
I am very excited to see what the future holds for these kaiju
News guy: Thank you Dr S. Hiv
Now onto much more concerning news.
There's been quite an increase in illegal kaiju trafficking. The victim this time are the famous and well loved Macropusuras.
They are being hunted down by Poachers and killed for their horns and fur.
Truly a sad story.
Do not fear you kaiju lovers! Authorities are on their way to Australis to search and stop this trafficking of our beloved Macropusuras.
That's all the important news of today!
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A believed extinct species of kaiju has been found repopulating in planet Asteri and more info about the kaiju trafficking on the black market; Macropusuras are being hunted by Poachers. Studies show there's no danger of extinction yet
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