It occurred to me that i should stop nerds from trying to expose me. He didn't literally fry his balls. It's hyperbole for continuously zapped himself by urinating on shock fence
GRANDDAD SAID BACK IN HIS DAY THEY DIDN'T DO STUPID THINGS AND HE BLAMES OUR STUPIDITY ON SMART PHONES; HE DID WAY STUPIDER THINGS THAN YOU, THERE JUST WASN'T A TON OF PEOPLE RECORDING IT WITH THEIR SMART PHONE