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POV: your oc encountered AstroMan in a abandoned Bloodhawkian city (GM chat)

POV: your oc encountered AstroMan in a abandoned Bloodhawkian city (GM chat) | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Infernal: HEY ASSHOLE! *Infernal would get his spear out*
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Blook: "Hey there! Hey, you accusation-slinging bitch!"
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*AstroMan looks at Blook*
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Blook?: "Toilet bowl brimming with apples orange towel roll-"
*He turns into Victoria, who looks like a human but is actually a demon*
Victoria: "Hey..."
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AstroMan: eh?
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Victoria: "Who'd you happen to be? I only know of you from what Astra went through."
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AstroMan: Don’t waste my time
*Leaves*
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*She is clearly angered now*
Victoria: "Come back here, Roachy."
*She reveals her wings*
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Traveler: ... Who are you?

*His hair is Lavender*
*He's looking at AstroMan in a confused maner*
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AstroMan: *Turns around* I am AstroMan and who are you?
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Traveler: .... Name's James Podróżny, commonly known as "The Traveler"...
*Looks at AstroMan continuosly *
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AstroMan: Well James, what universe are you from
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Traveler thinks: "Now that's an uncommon question"

Traveler: Precisely Universe 2C of Multiverse 1A
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AstroMan: And the name of that universe is?
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Traveler: I don't really give names to universes
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AstroMan: Then you’re inferior
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Traveler: I don't feel inferior. Especially because I'm a half blood noble demigod

*Passively flexing*
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AstroMan: Against me, a Deity, you’re inferior
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Traveler: Deities, Gods, we're all just immortals
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AstroMan: Let’s find out if you are Immortal
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Traveler: heh, didn't ya hear me? I'm half immortal
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AstroMan: Half-Immortal is the same as Mortal
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Traveler: Heh, what makes you think my other half is mortal?
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AstroMan: You’re either fully Immortal or not
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Traveler: Whatever you say big guy.
But I wouldn't consider myself inferior to you
I'm rare

You might ask "demigods aren't rare"

Well...
I'm a demigod son of a second generation god and of an important almost royal bloodline with inherited powers from my grandmother and the extremely rare mutation of being a jumper

This probably doesn't mean anything to you but it means I'm one of the Strongest demigods out there
(Bro yapped so hard)
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*AstroMan punches The Traveler at lightning speed while he yaps*
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*falls backwards but teleports into a standing position*

*Cleans his face from a little bit of blood*

Traveler: Pretty fast
But did ya forget I'm a jumper?

*He teleports to AstroMan, punching him, and teleports all around him and punches him*

*Then teleports away*

Traveler: Though that trick isn't usually fair
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*AstroMan barely budged but then he grabs one of the Traveler’s punches*
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Traveler: Shit not this again

*A lavender orb of light appears surrounding traveler's fist*
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*AstroMan starts to crush Traveler’s stopped punch*
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Traveler: Thats it!

*A massive burst of light comes from Traveler and a thick lavender aura appears around him*

*The intense density of the energy in the aura slowly heats up AstroMan's hand, possibly burning it*
(He didn't transform he just powered up. He's already transformed)
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*AstroMan lets go*
AstroMan: I finally felt something
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Traveler: I'll make you feel even more
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Zerobot: hi
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*He turns around to see Zerobot*
AstroMan: Oh hello
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Zerobot: Identify yourself
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AstroMan: I am AstroMan
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Zerobot: AstroMan, that’s who you are!
Zerobot: *brings the RoBoHoN*
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AstroMan: What do you need from me while I’m here
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Zerobot: Show him your dance
RoBoHoN: Okay *starts dancing*
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AstroMan: *Watches RoBoHoN dance* Good style
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Zerobot: ありがとうございました
RoBoHoN: *sits down*
Zerobot: I can speak any language
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AstroMan: Can you speak Bloodhawkian?
(Bloodhawkian is essentially an advanced form of Russian)
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Zerobot: I can’t, I am not programmed to speak this language
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AstroMan: What about Inkversian
(Inkversian could be Japanese or English)
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Zerobot: Okay,
Zerobot: こんにちは アストロマン! 
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AstroMan: Ah there we go!
AstroMan: こんにちは、ゼロボット!
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Zerobot: 私は話す言語として日本語をサポートできます
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AstroMan: グッド
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Zerobot: いいですね
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*AstroMan and Zerobot suddenly hear cries from an Bloodhawkian child from a distance*
AstroMan: Another Bloodhawkian…
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Zerobot: Let me save you little child!
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*They get to the child and it’s a 9 year old Bloodhawkian child who had lost their parents and they immediately start trying to escape from AstroMan but their left leg is bleeding*
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Zerobot: Wait it’s a 9 year old boy??
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AstroMan: You can’t have feelings, Machine
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Zerobot: YEAH I HAVE
Zerobot: *does a middle finger against him*
Zerobot: GO F**K YOURSELF
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*AstroMan chuckles before he zooms straight toward Zerobot*
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Zerobot: *Zerobot zooms toward him and uses his claws to scratch him*
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*AstroMan doesn’t budge and slams Zerobot into the hard rubble*
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Zerobot: MY CIRCUITS!
Zerobot: Well, *uses his tail to strangle him* YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOU WEAKLING
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*AstroMan grabs the tail and starts to forcefully unravel the tail away from his neck with his strength*
AstroMan: I see now, Machines are also inferior
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Zerobot: stupid person, you are racist to robots
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AstroMan: How can I be racist to robots when they can feel anything!
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Zerobot: YOU OFFENDED ME
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*AstroMan punches Zerobot with a “weak” punch*
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Zerobot: NO!
*Salamin Salamin from BINI starts playing on the radio*
Zerobot: *uses Plasma Pulse Cannon*

Plasma Pulse Cannon: Zerobot's chest-mounted monitor emits a concentrated beam of plasma energy, capable of melting through solid objects or inflicting significant damage to foes.
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AstroMan: Let me deal with this *He said as he noticeably clenches his fists*
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Zerobot: オッケー
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*AstroMan floats toward the afraid and fleeing child and kills the child by punching his head with skull crushing force*
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Zerobot: NO
Zerobot: *releases a healing wave from his chest monitor to the child*
Zerobot: *Carries the child back to his parents*
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AstroMan: All non-Inkversian are evil and cannot be trusted so why did you save that one!
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Zerobot: *giggles cutely* It’s okay if it’s not one of those Inkversians!

Zerobot: *instantly adopts the child*
Zerobot: Well…my bag is a case for my RoBoHoN
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AstroMan: It’s not fine! All Non-Inkversians need to be shown that the Inkversians are the Superior race!
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Zerobot: ごめんなさい!
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*AstroMan stares down Zerobot with a sense of anger*
AstroMan: I see now, Machines like you and Astra are soft and weak
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Zerobot: *gets fully offended*
Zerobot: I HATE YOU ASTROMAN
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