If you're polygamous, have some manual blinking and breathing

damn do you hate them more than anyone

Kinda yeah

Polly wants a cracker

I do not want polly

Polly is not giving you a choice

I only have one boyfriend, he only has one girlfriend, is this good

Yes

What

Isn’t that a sin in multiple religions?

Yeah. Even in athiesm

Atheism is a religion?

Technically

But it means being non-religious

Still, polygamy is not okay in any circumstance

emosnake be crying rn

You're polygamous.

I only allow myself to simp for 1 character at a time

I'm not wtf

i'm not

thats disloyalty to me, big time

Whar?
Just because you're not my friend dosent mean you're polygamous,

I just don't allow polygamous people to be my friend.

We're friends

Coolio

i mean that poly relationships to me is disloyalty

Yeah

...and on our right, we see nat about to begin another drama. This is, in fact, the fourth one in the last 2 weeks.

wh-

☹️

It's just wrong in several ways.
I'm sorry bro.
But I'm pretty sure polygamy Is also illegal