If you're polygamous, have some manual blinking and breathing

What

damn do you hate them more than anyone

Kinda yeah

Polly wants a cracker

I do not want polly

Polly is not giving you a choice

I only have one boyfriend, he only has one girlfriend, is this good

Yes

Isn’t that a sin in multiple religions?

Yeah. Even in athiesm

Atheism is a religion?

Technically

But it means being non-religious

Still, polygamy is not okay in any circumstance

emosnake be crying rn

You're polygamous.

I'm not wtf

I only allow myself to simp for 1 character at a time

...and on our right, we see nat about to begin another drama. This is, in fact, the fourth one in the last 2 weeks.

i'm not

thats disloyalty to me, big time

Whar?
Just because you're not my friend dosent mean you're polygamous,

I just don't allow polygamous people to be my friend.

We're friends

Coolio

i mean that poly relationships to me is disloyalty

Yeah

wh-

☹️

It's just wrong in several ways.
I'm sorry bro.
But I'm pretty sure polygamy Is also illegal