OBAMA, JIMMY KIMMEL, POTATUS; LOS ANGELES FUNDRAISER PUBLICITY PHOTO; NOW FOR WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED: JOE BIDEN FREEZES ON STAGE AFTER GIVING REMARKS AT A STAR-STUDDED LEFTISTS-ONLY FUNDRAISER BEFORE HIS OLD BOSS FINALLY TOOK HIM BY THE ARM AND PULLED THE PRESIDENT AWAY. I HATE HAVING TO RUN MY 3RD TERM WITH THESE FULL SIZE PUPPETS. THEY ARE BULKY AND AWKWARD AND DROOL ON EVERYTHING.
