The opening scene of "Edward" (Dialogue in comments)

I can never draw Edward right, I either get him too long or too short, or the wheels or boiler are too big or small

I see

H: Any minute now...

J: Just gonna say it, he'll choose me, no contest!

H: Hah! You wish! Surely, he'll choose a lovely better engine like me

J: Hah! YOU?!

G: Oh please, you're both pathetic

*James and Henry stare at Gordon*

G: He'll choose me

J: Rubbish! He chose you last time!

G: And he'll do it again! Not surprising, I am the best...

H: Ugh, here we go...

J: SORRY, I NEEDED AN EARFULL!

G: I'm the fastest and I'm the strongest engine out of all of you

H: Is that right?

G: Quite possibly the entire world...

*James and Henry groan*

E: Mornin, everyone! Lovely day!

*James and Henry stare at Edward*

E: Has Sir Topham Hatt arrived yet?

J: ... Oh you've might've just missed it, Edward

H: Don't tell me he'd choose you, Edward

E: Well, hm... I mean, I would love to be chosen. I do miss going out... Maybe, he'd give me a chance you'd never know

J: Bah!

G: Well, Edward...I hate to break it to ya, old friend but uh... Sir Topham Hatt only chooses engines who are truly capable of handling such important tasks

E: Oh I can handle pulling coaches, Gordon. I'm not- I'm not that old

G: Yeah, but you're most notably the weakest engine out of all of us

E: Oh... well-

G: Now, I'm telling you this as a friend and I hate to break it to you, Edward but... Your express days are over

E: ...

G: There's no easy way to say it

J: Yeah, he only chooses new and strong engines!

H: He also chooses engines who are not primarily goods engines, James

G: *chuckle*

J: *boowomp* I pull coaches too, Henry!

H: He also chooses big engines

J: OH WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?! YOU CAN PULL COACHES WITH YOUR CONSTANT UNFORTUNATE MISHAPS! A PLANK OF WOOD CAN PULL TRAINS FASTER THAN YOU!

T: Oh, did someone say the boss is on his way?

J: Ugh...

H: Dear God No...

T: Perhaps, he'll choose a bright and cheerful engine like me to pull the first train instead of you depressing heaps of scrap metal!

G: Please end me....

T: I am number 1 after all, and I basically do all the work around here anyway

J: Nobody cares, Thomas! It'll never happen in your life!

H: You're the reason I get boilerache, Thomas-

T: No no no, see Henry, there's an easy solution to this: Get... A new boiler

H: ...

T: Not my fault you can't be useful for anything in life

J&G: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

H: NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT-

TFC: SILENCE!!!

J: *startled gasp*

H: Eh?

TFC: WHAT IS ALL THE ARGUING ABOUT?!