You're a presumptuous little shit. You really think you're the main character? Delusion much?
The arrogance. You might just be a tiny little cog in the plan.
Maybe you're here to pick up a piece of paper, that the real main character drops on the sidewalk that one time. And you hand it back to him, or her. So they don't lose it. Whatever it may be. And that'll be the extent of your function. ...in the PLAN.