Why am I doing this

If you have any pets that like attention, please pet them (unless they are fish. If they are fish you can wave at them). :)

I just waved at my fish

you will be dropped off via helicopter to North sentinal island, there you will attempt to make contact with the tribe, who is extremely aggressive towards newcomers, you will make a bond with them,warning their language and becoming a popular name, then, when you have everyone trust, you with scratch your leg with a rock, claiming they did it and your life was in danger to the police and SWAT team, they will come and exterminate, the locals, and you will go back the America. I need a selfie with the islanders as evidence, you have 1 year.

Yesnt
Also why would I want to be dropped back off at the US
never been there nor do i want to

Take over Russia

dont say yes or maybe:
ill also bind myself to the ristrictions aswell. i can not say yes, no, or maybe nor can i say words that use apostrophys and yes/no.

will you donate your kidny to me?

negative

your turn

Say the most Australian thing you can think of

hmmm
'oi, c**t!'

how about YOU do a microwave reveal?

Soon
We recently broke it

awe :(

Yeah my dad cooked some metal in it by accident

my sister put a spoon in ours, almost committed arson 🥲

Bruhhh

and tin foil