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Fr...I'll look in the mirror and all I see is a blonde bitch who's depressed and suicidal...

Rap

I find it extremely unlikely that you look in the mirror and dislike what you see

then prepare to be wrong, my friend

bitch HOW

uh you've only seen the shit chromebook quality photos of me

drop the 8k uhd pic

scratch that, here's my phone

Now drop the selfie so i can sexually objectify you

objectify the object

great, except I don't have a phone sooooo

Ehe relatable
SO GATHER ROUND PIGGIES AND KISS THIS GOODBYE