Stabbed with a cheeseburger?

An American got angry when someone used kilometres per hour instead of cheeseburgers per freedom, stabbed them and stole their oil

“Cheeseburgers for freedom” nah I use football fields per democracy

Lol

"cheeseburgers for freedom" nah, as an aussie we use "kilometers to escape kangaroos per death by cassawary"

That is a very American thing to do

Typical ! :~)

Luckily, they did not survive.

I'm hoping, all of the above ! :~)

It was the first one

The Nazi cheeseburger